Despite my attempt to remain optimistic about all the destruction going on in the garden at the moment, I will come clean and admit that I was almost reduced to tears this week by the loss of plants I have been nurturing so carefully for so long. In a single night, five melons in the tunnel and five cucumbers outside were obliterated, their stems chewed right through; all six Cape gooseberries have been reduced to shreds as has anything with a hint of brassica about it; of the twenty red onions grown from seed I interplanted amongst young strawberries in the mandala bed, one remains. As if to rub salt into a very raw wound, the courgette in the tunnel has not only had its stem razored but ants are now doing their undermining thing and I’m wondering if one success with this idea in three years really warrants the loss of healthy plants that might do better outside (although I’m not holding my breath on that one, either ~the outdoor plants are not looking wonderful). It’s not just food, either: sunflowers, cosmos, zinnias, morning glory and sweet peas have been devastated and many perennials including lupins and echinacea have been sheared off so many times, they are giving up altogether. I know it’s nature, I know it will improve . . . but in the meantime, I am genuinely wondering exactly what we are going to be left with to eat this year. I’ve re-sown melon and cucumber seed as our long growing season means there is still a chance of a later harvest and to be honest, it wouldn’t hurt to stagger those two crops anyway. For other things that require a much longer season, though, there simply isn’t time to start all over again and I am resigned to the sad fact that we may well be without some favourites this year.
Of course, the slugs and snails haven’t set out on a deliberate mission to sabotage our efforts at self-sufficiency. They’re just doing what comes naturally but for me the frustrating part is that if they just gave young plants a chance to become established and put on healthy growth, there would be plenty of food to share. Gardening the way we do, I expect to find slugs lurking deep within a lettuce or cabbage but that’s fine as long as there’s something of a crop left for us to enjoy, too. It’s all a question of balance which is something I have had to remind myself during several downhearted moments over the last few days: there’s no point in me harping on about creating a resilient garden if I’m going to crumble into major grump mode in the face of adversity. There’s nothing I can do about the weather and the situation it has created, and standing in despair looking at a patch of wiped-out plants isn’t going to bring them back but there are plenty of positive things I can be doing or thinking about and the very best place for that is, of course, in the garden. Time spent outside in the fresh air, listening to the exuberant bird song and the hum of insects and breathing in the sweet scent of spring is the best of medicines; how can anyone stay feeling glum for long at this gorgeous time of year? Looking away from the plant carnage, I focus on the small, exquisite beings that never fail to make me smile: the elegant Ashy mining bee feeding on kale flowers, the riotous Violet carpenter bees demonstrating their preference for purple flowers yet again.
The eloquent post entitled ‘Cultivating Beauty’ by my blogging friend Zia Gallina (The Subversive Farmer) gave me just the nudge I needed this week to shake off the melancholy and get back to appreciating the myriad wonderful things I love about the natural world. The treat of several dry days in a row (when did that last happen?) and some warm sunshine gave me the chance to do a butterfly transect walk at last; there were surprisingly few butterflies about ~ possibly because of a stiff northerly breeze ~ but I added a couple of new moth species to my list and spent time watching the others in precious little moments of mindfulness. What a beautiful sight, the female Brimstone feeding on red clover in the photo at the top of my post; she might not be the most striking of butterflies but the patterns, veining and subtle nuances of colour in her wings were exquisite. How uplifting, too, the discovery of the first yellow flag iris blooming at the margins of our pond, the air around it shimmering with the dainty dance of damselflies. On an early morning walk, I suddenly realised that the only noises I could hear were bird song and my footsteps; no planes, vehicles, machines or any other manmade racket, just the simple, harmonious sound of nature going about its business. What a rare privilege such moments are, and how perfect for doing a bit of objective reflecting on the garden situation and coming up with a few positive solutions.
The first is to keep things in perspective. Looking on the bright side, the long-term drought is over, the ground has had a thorough soaking and we are heading towards summer with our rainwater butts full to overflowing. We might not be eating cabbage this summer but it isn’t the end of the world; unless everything spirals into a complete cataclysmic disaster, there should still be plenty of fresh food available from the patch, even if some crops fail. What’s the betting in a few months’ time we’ll be dealing with gluts left, right and centre? It’s also possible that this is the year where later brassicas will fare better than earlier ones and perhaps we’ll end up cultivating the best autumn/winter cabbages ever. I wrote last time that I have never experienced such an extreme slug situation in several decades of gardening; it’s possible that this is a one-off event unlikely to be repeated for another 35 years, in which case I probably won’t be worrying too much about it then (unless I’m still planting cabbages at the grand old age of 92, in my purple coat and red hat ~ and why not? 😉). The flip side is that the effects of climate change are making themselves felt and if we are to start experiencing very wet, mild winters and gloomy springs as a ‘new normal’, then I need to adjust to that and make a few contingency plans and changes. Time for a bit of creative thinking.
Having been very conscientious about keeping a sowing/planting diary this year, I see what a useful resource this could be in making any necessary adjustments in future years. For instance, it would have been better to sow melons and cucumbers later so that there isn’t such a hurry to get them in the ground; after all, it’s what we do with tomatoes and they soon catch up. I still work too much with the same mentality we had growing our garden in the uplands of mid-Wales, where the season was much shorter than here and average temperatures several degrees lower. Perhaps the cultivation of a little more patience would be wise. Where summer cabbages are concerned, I’m going to prick them out and pot them on rather than planting them out straight from a tray; I’ve done this with calabrese plants this year and they are looking far more robust (yes, they’re still being munched but their resilience is greater thanks to decent rootballs). It will require a bit more effort and compost, but should bring benefits in the long run. Having observed how the garlic has been left untouched and is, in fact, thriving, I’m planning to use it as a barrier companion plant next year. To test the efficacy of this idea, I’ve just planted five of my precious ‘Little Gem’ lettuces in between two rows of garlic as a sort of ‘come if you dare’ invitation to the slugs: we’ll see what happens. What is interesting is that the lettuces I planted out some weeks ago have got off relatively lightly during Slimeageddon and I’m wondering if it’s anything to do with the fact that they are all red and bronze varieties which tend to be slightly bitter?
Staying with lettuce and I certainly had a little moment of happiness this week to see hundreds of tiny seedlings popping up in one of the beds. This is the result of my experiment last year, throwing various varieties of lettuce seedheads all around the potager in autumn to see whether they would overwinter and germinate; a huge part of me suspected they would have been literally washed away which is why I’ve been busy raising plants from seed and pricking them out to give a succession of cropping. I love it when things like this work, it’s another step in the right direction of creating a regenerative garden, so I’m now wondering ~ especially as the seedlings haven’t been touched, even the green ones ~ if I should throw some cabbage seed around, too, in the hope the same thing happens. The lettuce have appeared in a bed of peas which is looking far from abundant, serving as a reminder that we have really missed the flying start and protection that the tube-grown peas gave us last year. The voles have of course eaten their fill and then much of the new growth has been eaten off by slugs so we have been resowing over and over in the hope of a worthwhile crop. Next year, I need to make sure I am sowing in a lighter, better draining compost mix in the tubes so the peas don’t rot and maybe even look at doing the first two plantings that way if I can collect enough tubes!
Saddened and frustrated by the state of plants that looked so healthy when they went into the ground, I’ve felt very disinclined to plant more. I had four spare melon plants which I didn’t want to consign to certain demolition but on reflection, I’ve planted them anyway. I rate ‘Petit Gris de Rennes’ very highly, they have done so well for us in the last two years but the ‘Sucrin de Tours’ that I am trialling this year are far sturdier plants, more upright and much leafier. I’m wondering if the sprawling habit of the former has been a factor in their downfall, as they are the variety that has been targeted by my slimy friends. As the spares were all ‘Sucrin de Tours’ I’ve stuffed them in and have my fingers firmly crossed for their survival. In a similar vein, having nurtured my beloved ‘Crown Prince’ squash into strong, healthy plants the idea of losing them fills me with dread; if that might sound a tad melodramatic, to put it in perspective we are still eating perfectly good stored squash from last year. In short, they are a major staple food for us and I need them to thrive. With the plants filling their pots and begging to be planted, what to do for the best? I decided that a little preparation might be a good idea so I dug planting holes in the Hügel bed a few days before planting, pulling the mulch layer right back and exposing the soil to as much sunlight and wind as possible; the soil is deep, dark and full of worms but also very damp and a bit on the cool side. My hope is that warmer, drier, mulch-free conditions might send the slugs off in search of pastures new and give the squash plants a chance. In the eighth and final hole, I uncovered a huge ants’ nest which I’ve learned the hard way can spell the end of healthy plants when their roots are undermined so as one squash plant was a bit smaller than the rest, I’ve left it for the time being.
I’ve also planted the last eight ‘Greyhound’ cabbage seedlings along the lower slopes of the courgette Hügel bed. There are several reasons for this:
- There is NO way I am replanting the original cabbage patch for a fifth time, especially with those wimpy little past-their-best plants.
- As I always grow big leafy monsters on top of the hills, I’ve never explored the possibilities of using the slopes for other things so this seems like a golden opportunity to
failtry. - I am stark raving bonkers, knitting with only one needle, totally and utterly mad. 🤣
Now this will go one of two ways, folks, and no prizes for guessing which one my money’s on already. However faint hearts, fair maids and all that . . . and if this turns out to be a stunning crop of crisp pointy delicious cabbages, well ~ I’ll have learnt something this year. Might be spending the winter months building a whole raft of new Hügel beds, too.
Some positive activity certainly helps to put things back on an even keel in my mind and despite everything, there is still much to enjoy and celebrate around the patch. The spotted flycatchers have arrived and I’m curious to see if they will choose to nest in the Love Shack again this year. In the meantime, I’m happy to report that the crazy song thrushes’ nest is now full of tiny, feathery, demanding chicks ~ how could I ever have doubted their mother’s know-how? It’s promising to be a bumper year for baby birds if the number of busy parents is anything to go by, and a bumper year for soft fruit, too. The berry and currant bushes are covered in tiny fruits, the first strawberries have ripened and as always I feel immense gratitude for the industrious insects that make such an enormous contribution to this harvest. Watching them visiting our apple blossom this week, everything from tiny flies to enormous bumblebees, I was reminded of the chilling chapter in Dave Goulson’s Silent Earth where in a hypothetical but all-too-scarily-possible future, his descendants are pollinating their fruit trees by hand. A world without insects doesn’t bear thinking about . . . and, if I’m being honest, reasonable and fair, neither does a world without slugs. 😊